Funny Science Quotes
"Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded." Tim Allen "My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted." Steven Wright"Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter." Dave Barry"The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage." Mark Russell"One could not be a successful scientist without realizing that, in contrast to the popular conception supported by newspapers and mothers of scientists, a goodly number of scientists are not only narrow-minded and dull, but also just stupid." James Watson"An important scientific innovation rarely makes its way by gradually winning over and converting its opponents: What does happen is that the opponents gradually die out." Max Planck"Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths." Bertrand Russell"It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians." Henrik Ibsen"Back in my biology graduate school days, an important question upon opening the refrigerator was, 'Is this dinner or a project ?'." Kozar"Support bacteria, it's the only culture some people have." Bumper sticker"Staph only." Seen on a clinical microbiology lab door"I sleep better at night knowing that scientists can clone sheep." Jeff Ayers"We've made great medical progress in the last generation. What used to be merely an itch is now an allergy." AnonymousMore Science quotes Read more Funny quotes Return from Funny Science Quotes to Home page Know a funny quote?Do you know a hilarious quote? Have your own one? Share it!
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